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New Release: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie was a disappointment. Actually, even worse, it was a bore. The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026) Maybe it’s because the first one was a pleasant surprise, but the sequel fell victim to what most sequels do…too much visual, not enough story. Mario and the gang are on a quest to find and help Princess Rosalina, but with a lack of dialogue and too many characters to spread out the thin dialogue, you're find yourself checked out. I guess if you're a Yos

Janelle
Apr 12 min read


New Release: Project Hail Mary
I’ll admit I laughed so hard, I snorted...loudly. Project Hail Mary is a must-see in theaters And Rocky got me. Each time a trailer plays at home or at the theater, I still grin when I see that cute ass rock. It honestly took me by surprise how funny the movie was. I’ll admit I have Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir on my TBR bookshelf, but I didn’t get a chance to read it before the movie. But this movie has me excited to relive it in print as well as back in a theater. From ta

Janelle
Mar 203 min read


New Release: Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man
Getting to see Cillian Murphy in that iconic Peaky Blinders suit…is “chef’s kiss.” Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man (2026) So, last we saw Tommy Shelby, he was riding off into the countryside to isolate himself and write a book, leaving the fate of the Peaky Blinders up in the air. Abandoned by his father, Duke, played in this movie by Barry Keoghan, takes over the Peaky Blinders, but in an even more nihilistic manner than Tommy ever did. Where Tommy was always bound or restr

Janelle
Mar 192 min read


New Release: Ready or Not 2: Here I Come
Satanists control the world, and Grace has the fortune of pissing off every last one of them in Ready or Not 2. This film starts immediately after the events of the first film. And when I saw it immediately, I mean, the last scene is replayed to kick off the sequel. Grace is reunited with her sister, Faith, played by Kathryn Newton, with whom she has a tumultuous relationship, and now these two are being hunted by a council of Satanists. Get all that? Samara Weaving and Kathr

Janelle
Mar 182 min read


New Release: undertone Review
Undertone is proof that loud doesn’t always equal scary. undertone (2026) Ian Tuason’s first long film showed flashes of brilliance. And if rumors are correct, he’s been picked to direct the next ‘Paranormal Activity’, but hopefully, he uses this debut film to work out the kinks before his next project. Undertone is shot in one location, Evy’s house, where she lives with her dying mother. At night, Evy hosts a podcast with her cohost, Justin, where they discuss paranormal act

Janelle
Mar 132 min read
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