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Mercy...You'll Be Begging For It
Chris Pratt & Rebecca Ferguson in Mercy (2026) Let's start this review by saying: It's January. You can't expect much, but I aim to be fair. Sure, 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple is getting great reviews, but it isn't the norm for this time of year. Which brings us to Mercy. Oh boy. Let's do this...sigh... Maybe Rebecca Ferguson has been told, "Just agree to any and every movie." And there is zero wrong with that. Even Michael Caine has taken movies strictly for the check.

Janelle
Jan 232 min read
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My Top 5 Movies of 2025
Even though the box office hasn't reflected it, 2025 was a pretty good year for movies. I know that after COVID, the theater industry has suffered, but I'm really hoping that it starts to make a comeback in the next few years. We can't lose our art mediums, people. We just can't. And no matter how fun it is to doomscroll Twitter or TikTok, there's nothing like going to the movies and losing yourself for a few hours. So that being said, I'll talk about what I'm excited for i

Janelle
Jan 44 min read
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Quick Hits: Wicked For Good just isn't
Full confession straight up in today's Quick Hits: Wicked For Good... I'm not a musical fan. That being said, I did enjoy Wicked Part I for what it was. It helps that, even if you haven't seen the Broadway play, you might have been familiar with one or two songs from the play/movie. Off to see the Wizard? Hold off on that If you didn't see it at all, hated it, or had zero awareness that this play even existed... this movie isn't for you... What made the first one enjoyable, o

Janelle
Nov 20, 20252 min read
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Quick Hits: From Tron Ares to After the Hunt
I know four people probably skim this, so shout out to you guys. You're the true champs for reading this slop What would you even like to know right now? I'm so behind on everything, so I feel like I could randomly talk about anything and it would help to chip away at the overwhelmingness I think constantly. Movie reviews are hard to keep up with during this time of year. I think a few weeks in October, I was seeing 3-4 movies a week. Before you say, "Oh, that must be so fu

Janelle
Oct 29, 20252 min read
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Where Have I Been? Let's Get Caught Up
Let's get everyone caught up because, honestly, where have I been? I've been terrible. Here, TikTok, YouTube. Let's face it, your girl really isn't cut out for social media. I get overwhelmed by the thought of typing content, recording content...hell, even just taking a pic of myself leads to overthinking. So I kinda suck at this So it's been a minute and I've seen soooo many movies since I last chatted with you. I'll go through some of these pretty quick because during thi

Janelle
Oct 20, 20253 min read
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